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I reckon most of us here have the fever, but if you're not sure take a look at some of my symptoms and add some of your own!
You know you have gold fever When,
You plan your family holidays around gold area's
You put your nuggets in a jar on the cutlery shelf, so every time you open the cupboard you can just stand there and smile
You search the calendar looking for full moons that coinside with weekends
You're on a drive and see a new road cutting through the hillside and start studying the layers like geologists while reaching for the gps
You leave a patch of lawn just so you can get out the wipper snipper and finish it off cause you haven't been for swing in a while!
You spend hours on the computer researching new spots and your missus starts getting worried about what you're up to :8
You're out having a night swing when a big arse roo jumps up and scares the crap out of ya
You see a nice gully and wish you could go back in time 100 years with a shovel and go ape shit
You read the kids bed time stories and change the words all about gold
While cooking peas you grab the plastic scoop and start waiving them over the pot like a coil
You're forever trying to work out new ways to find gold.. like put coils on your shoes. (hey actually that's not a bad idea!)
You realise if you had saved all the nails and led shot and cashed them in you could of earnt some cash by now :|
Paranoia sets in when you find a new patch and you start thinking of ways to boobie trap the joint :argh:
Gold fever forever
You know you have gold fever When,
You plan your family holidays around gold area's
You put your nuggets in a jar on the cutlery shelf, so every time you open the cupboard you can just stand there and smile
You search the calendar looking for full moons that coinside with weekends
You're on a drive and see a new road cutting through the hillside and start studying the layers like geologists while reaching for the gps
You leave a patch of lawn just so you can get out the wipper snipper and finish it off cause you haven't been for swing in a while!
You spend hours on the computer researching new spots and your missus starts getting worried about what you're up to :8
You're out having a night swing when a big arse roo jumps up and scares the crap out of ya
You see a nice gully and wish you could go back in time 100 years with a shovel and go ape shit
You read the kids bed time stories and change the words all about gold
While cooking peas you grab the plastic scoop and start waiving them over the pot like a coil
You're forever trying to work out new ways to find gold.. like put coils on your shoes. (hey actually that's not a bad idea!)
You realise if you had saved all the nails and led shot and cashed them in you could of earnt some cash by now :|
Paranoia sets in when you find a new patch and you start thinking of ways to boobie trap the joint :argh:
Gold fever forever