Your favourite quotes and sayings.

[mbasko]

I used to be so indecisive.
Now I'm not so sure.

 

[Redfin]

I've only been wrong once in my lifetime.
That was when I thought I was wrong, but I was right all along.

 

[Manpa]

I married Miss Right, just didnt realise her Christian name was Always.

 

[mineallmine]

My uncle talking about how hard it was towing his caravan with his then current car
"It couldn't pull a greasy stick out of a dog's ass"

 

[user 12139]

if you cant be good, be good at it

 

[sand surfer]

from my mum ,you will have to come home for a feed one day :lol: 8.(

 

[sand surfer]

one from dad when it was very dry on the farm
if you have a a--ehole ,and it is pointing at the ground, don't fart or you will start a fire

 

[Pecky]

Life is like a roll of toilet paper - the closer you get to the end the faster it goes.