Fess up ... who stole the throne

[Anolphart]

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-09-15/thieves-steal-golden-toilet-from-blenheim-palace/11514066

 

[Guest]

Gday

Ok you got me, that's the problem when everything I touch turns to gold

cheers

Midas

 

[Whisp]

Gday

Ok you got me, that's the problem when everything I touch turns to gold

cheers

Midas

Funny you say that because in my case the reverse happens and everything I touch turns to shyte so a gold throne would be nice to have my revenge on.

 

[MegsyB007]

He basically invited thieves in to steal it when he said he wasn't going to have it guarded, didn't he?
Inside insurance job, I reckon.

Cheers,
Megsy

 

[Deepseeker]

Hope there were no nuggets in it when they ripped it out :lol:
(sorry, toilet humor is just plumb wrong........)

Waiting for your contributions Silver and Bushchook =>

By the way, fess is French for Buttocks

 

[Jaros]

Imagine the nuggets made in that. Didn't see the shelf for the whisky bottle.

 

[Manpa]

Did they say installed as an art installation or a fart installation! layful:

 

[Deepseeker]

Didn't see the shelf for the whisky bottle.

That's terrible Jaros! Surely one should only partake in Champagne whilst sitting on such a device???

 

[Jaros]

I suppose it depends on how much time you have on your hands, hopefully only time!