XMAS WARNING

[Digger58]

Hi all, just a quick notification to all members to be careful over this Christmas period. I have heard there is a gang of kiwis (New Zealanders) doing the rounds and breaking into houses. My neighbour tells me this happens all the time and he was done last Chrissy. Apparently, and I have no reason to not believe, the break-ins so far have been done without violence, but things will turn very nasty if any occupants happen to be at home and get in the way of these kiwis. No damage to property has occurred as yet, and strangely nothing has been stolen, and the really weird and kinky thing of it is that the Christmas lamb roast waiting in the fridge to be cooked has been attacked and seriously bruised and covered in multiple love-bites. Merry Christmas one and all.

 

[Jaros]

You to D58. I always have been wary.

 

[rickgpx5000]

I believe that they are partial to taking Gum Boots, so make sure that they are put away.

 

[Deepseeker]

Apparently it's a Kiwi couple who have styled themselves as the new Bonnie and Clyde. This is the only known photo of them so far, observed leaving the scene of a Ram raid.....

 

[StoneTheCrows]

Awesome bro

 

[Manpa]

Puts a whole new meaning on chucking a ewie.

 

[manfromironbark]

Hi all, just a quick notification to all members to be careful over this Christmas period. I have heard there is a gang of kiwis (New Zealanders) doing the rounds and breaking into houses. My neighbour tells me this happens all the time and he was done last Chrissy. Apparently, and I have no reason to not believe, the break-ins so far have been done without violence, but things will turn very nasty if any occupants happen to be at home and get in the way of these kiwis. No damage to property has occurred as yet, and strangely nothing has been stolen, and the really weird and kinky thing of it is that the Christmas lamb roast waiting in the fridge to be cooked has been attacked and seriously bruised and covered in multiple love-bites. Merry Christmas one and all.

Well they better not break into my place. I'm not sharing my sheep with anyone...

 

[BigWave]

The difference between a Rolling Stone and a sheep farmer?
One sings "Hey you, get offa my cloud'.
The other sings: "Hey McLoud, get offa my ewe".
Sorry for that - now back to topic......

 

[CreviceSucker]

Apparently it's a Kiwi couple who have styled themselves as the new Bonnie and Clyde. This is the only known photo of them so far, observed leaving the scene of a Ram raid.....

https://www.prospectingaustralia.com/forum/img/member-images/13321/1577002987_2gnuwr.jpg

Police investigated that photo and found the human on the back was just a blow up inflatable used by the sheep to get around licensing laws.

 

[Ridge Runner]

Hi all, just a quick notification to all members to be careful over this Christmas period. I have heard there is a gang of kiwis (New Zealanders) doing the rounds and breaking into houses. My neighbour tells me this happens all the time and he was done last Chrissy. Apparently, and I have no reason to not believe, the break-ins so far have been done without violence, but things will turn very nasty if any occupants happen to be at home and get in the way of these kiwis. No damage to property has occurred as yet, and strangely nothing has been stolen, and the really weird and kinky thing of it is that the Christmas lamb roast waiting in the fridge to be cooked has been attacked and seriously bruised and covered in multiple love-bites. Merry Christmas one and all.

You can Track em down in the Shearing Sheds, They are the ones wearing Velcro Gloves, LOLOLOLOL,

J.

 

[Deepseeker]

Apparently it's a Kiwi couple who have styled themselves as the new Bonnie and Clyde. This is the only known photo of them so far, observed leaving the scene of a Ram raid.....

https://www.prospectingaustralia.com/forum/img/member-images/13321/1577002987_2gnuwr.jpg

Police investigated that photo and found the human on the back was just a blow up inflatable used by the sheep to get around licensing laws.

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I can see the NZ Police rap sheet now- Loitering with intent to use a human effigy to gain advantage

 

[grubstake]

NZ sheep dogs hard at work:

 

[mudgee hunter]

Oi! Leave my blonde girl friends out of it!
layful:

 

[dam it]

:lol: Not that I give 2 oop: oop:
But when another member mentioned something about our Asian neighbors ( China ) recently it was called a Racist comment .
But seems New Zealand is open slather . :lol: :lol:
Me I dont care what people call each other So please carry on I just got more Popcorn :lol: :lol:

 

[Rockhunter62]

I wouldn't call New Zealanders our neighbors anymore when most of them are over here now. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cheers

Doug

 

[silver]

One day NZ will capitilate and become just another australian welfare state owned by the rich where the natives (of all colours) remember past times of freedom and ownership

 

[Deepseeker]

I wouldn't call New Zealanders our neighbors anymore when most of them are over here now. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cheers

Doug

True doug, they're kind of more like those distant relations who turn up on your doorstep & lob. You love them because they're kin, but you still kind of wish that they would bugger off and go back home

 

[LONEWOLF]

If they all left, Who would build our Scaffolding?.... :lol:

LW...

 

[Smoky bandit]

If they all left, Who would build our Scaffolding?.... :lol:

LW...

And Marry all your daughters :lol: {)

 

[LONEWOLF]

If they all left, Who would build our Scaffolding?.... :lol:

LW...

And Marry all your daughters :lol: {)

Fat chance of that happening... She has a Brain... :lol:

LW....