Clever Dicks

I can play the fool. been doing it for a looooonnng time.

jethro said:

I can play the fool. been doing it for a looooonnng time.

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Reckon we are all guilty of that from time to time jethro.

I'm an expert at almost. There are so many things I'm almost good at it's scary.

I am extremely good at saying the right thing at the wrong time or the wrong thing at the right time and getting people offside without even trying, have been doing it for 60 years, I have done the diploma course so not a lot more to learn.

How many yrs did it take to get the diploma---60yrs??

Yes it is a very long course, many years of getting it wrong all the time. Takes practice to master. Standing on peoples toes was very hard to master without getting punched, that was a long part of the course.

I know a bit about lots of things and master of none :/

Slowed down a bit now, but when younger I was a brilliant swimmer...freakishly fast!
I entered the great ball bag race of 1964 and came first out of about 250 000 000 other sperm...Go me!! :trophy:

All I know is the older I get, the better I was

madtuna said:

Slowed down a bit now, but when younger I was a brilliant swimmer...freakishly fast!
I entered the great ball bag race of 1964 and came first out of about 250 000 000 other sperm...Go me!! :trophy:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :Y: oh that one makes my day a lot better :trophy:. Just got reminded I'm good at laughing and wiping tears from my eyes.

madtuna said:

Slowed down a bit now, but when younger I was a brilliant swimmer...freakishly fast!
I entered the great ball bag race of 1964 and came first out of about 250 000 000 other sperm...Go me!! :trophy:

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Won the same race in a different bag...
In da bag !..... erfect:
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Haha me too RM, Im laughing so much at some of the awesome skills, we bunch of clever dicks have.

Q. What do you call a man, with no arms or legs, who can swim the English Channel ?
A. Clever dick

I nac etirw sdrawkcab gnitirw ahah.

Flowerpot said:

I nac etirw sdrawkcab gnitirw ahah.

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Evervclay ickda :Y:

mineallmine said:

Q. What do you call a man, with no arms or legs, who can swim the English Channel ?
A. Clever dick

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If he ruled a country he would be called a dick tator.

Flowerpot said:

I nac etirw sdrawkcab gnitirw ahah.

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lol

I can read it, does that make me backward
Jim

silver said:

Flowerpot said:

I nac etirw sdrawkcab gnitirw ahah.

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lol

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Hey you can too silver.

Could do Jim

Flowerpot said:

silver said:

Flowerpot said:

I nac etirw sdrawkcab gnitirw ahah.

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lol

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Hey you can too silver.

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